District Line Daily: Stop, In the Name of Love

Expect a cloudy Thursday with a high chance of political gridlock.

LEADING THE MORNING NEWS:

City Paper‘s Fiction Issue is here, and we promise that the stories are more interesting than the news. To hear the winning authors read from their stories, come to Solid State Books at 6 p.m. on Jan. 6.
Want to get married in D.C.? You’re SOL if it’s during the government shutdown, while the D.C. Marriage Bureau is closed. Mayor Muriel Bowser is reportedly working on emergency legislation that would give the District authority to issue licenses during a federal shutdown. Here are other local attractions that have temporarily closed their doors. (Sorry, National Gallery of Art ice rink.)
WMATA plans to lift restrictions on carrying bicycles aboard Metro cars during rush hour. Starting next week, commuters can bring them on weekdays from from 7-10 a.m. and 4-7 p.m.
Kapnos D.C. closes, but former Mike Isabella Concepts partner George Pagonis hopes to reopen the Greek restaurants under a new name. It’s the most recent Mike Isabella Concepts closure stemming from the Chapter 7 bankruptcy filing that set the company’s expiration date for Dec. 27.

LOOSE LIPS LINKS, by Mitch Ryals (tips? mryals@washingtoncitypaper.com)

Local elected officials took their oaths of office at the Walter E. Washington Convention Center yesterday. Mayor Muriel Bowser, Attorney General Karl Racine, Council Chairman Phil Mendelson, and councilmembers Elissa Silverman, Brianne Nadeau, Charles Allen, Kenyan McDuffie, Anita Bonds, and Mary Cheh were sworn into office. [Post]
Ten years of working as a cable tech in the D.C. suburbs is full of cat piss, the Fox News rage cult, and a man in a basement cage. “The American id in its underpants, wondering if it remembered to delete the browsing history.” [Huffington Post]
Three days into 2019 and the gun-related deaths are piling up, including that of 20-year-old Marine, Lance Cpl. Riley Kuzina, who was fatally shot by a fellow marine’s accidental discharge of a firearm. [Post, WAMU]

YOUNG & HUNGRY LINKS, by Laura Hayes (tips? lhayes@washingtoncitypaper.com)

ARTS LINKS, by Matt Cohen (tips? mcohen@washingtoncitypaper.com)

After 25 years, Howard University’s marching band director, John Newson, is hanging up his hat. [Post]
Thousands of dollars of equipment stolen in Anacostia Playhouse robbery. [Fox5]
Here are the museums and attractions that are closed for the shutdown. [Post]
How Atlas Brew Works became D.C.’s epicenter for its metal scene. [Post]

HOUSING COMPLEX LINKS, by Morgan Baskin (tips? mbaskin@washingtoncitypaper.com)

SPORTS LINKS, by Kelyn Soong (tips? ksoong@washingtoncitypaper.com)

The Wizards are slowly embracing the NBA’s advanced analytics movement. [WCP]
Alex Ovechkin is skipping the NHL All-Star Weekend for some understandable extra rest. [AP]
Kristi Toliver only makes $10,000 as a Wizards assistant coach, according to an eye-opening piece by Howard Megdal of The New York Times.

HAPPENING TODAY, by Kayla Randall (tips? krandall@washingtoncitypaper.com)

AFI Silver Theatre and Cultural Center presents an advance screening of the awards-contending, Barry Jenkins-directed drama If Beale Street Could Talk. 7:10 p.m. at 8633 Colesville Road, Silver Spring. $8–$13.
Author Alexandra Natapoff discusses her book Punishment Without Crime, a detailed analysis of America’s massive, unequal misdemeanor system.7 p.m. at 70 District Square SW. Free.
New Orleans blues musician Chris Thomas King performs at Blues Alley.8 p.m. and 10 p.m. at 1073 Wisconsin Ave. NW. $25–$30.

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