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The wonkiest, weirdest, most impractical and outrageously priced homes up for sale this week. Have a listing in mind? Send it to mbaskin@washingtoncitypaper.com.

  • This semi-detached Brookland rowhouse has “good bones,” which is code for “needs a serious internal renovation.” [craigslist]
  • A South Dakota Ave. NE home is currently occupied by renters, who would like to stay on a month-to-month basis. [craigslist]
  • This $775,000, five-bedroom “quintessential Takoma bungalow” is nearly 4,000 square feet, if you need that much space. [Zillow]
  • This Woodridge craftsman has a stunning backyard patio deck, complete with a trellis that’s screaming for string lights. Screaming for them! Yours for $615,000. [Redfin]
  • A “semi-private” garage on 21st Street NW in Dupont Circle for the bargain price of [checks notes] $125,000. [Zillow]
  • This waterfront penthouse condo looks suspiciously fishbowl-like. [Redfin]